Haymaker
Ginger Beet · Hot / Cold / Sparkling
Beet, organic PurGinger® ginger extract, and lemon. Earthy, spicy, grounding — great at any temperature.
The world’s first savory electrolyte mix — bold, salty, and built to replace exactly what you sweat out. No sugar. No sweeteners. No crash. Just minerals that hit.
When you sweat, you don’t lose sugar — you lose sodium, potassium, and magnesium. The minerals that keep your muscles firing, your head clear, and your energy steady.
Most “hydration” drinks ignore that and hand you a glass of candy instead. So you can chug the sweet stuff all day and still feel flat, foggy, and cramped. You’re refilling the wrong tank.
Savory Punch fixes that.
When you sweat, you lose minerals — not sugar. Savory Punch puts the real ones back, in the amounts your body is actually asking for.
1,000mg sodium from real Himalayan salt rebuilds what heat, training, and travel drain out of you.
300mg potassium and 150mg magnesium keep muscles firing and cramps away — far past what sweet drinks give you.
Zero sugar and zero artificial sweeteners means no spike and no slump — just clean, steady energy.
More magnesium than any of them. As much sodium as the strongest. And none of the sugar. Here's the side-by-side, straight from the labels.
Per serving, from publicly listed labels. Formulations change — check current packaging.
Three savory flavors plus the variety pack — zero sugar, every one. Tap any pouch to flip it and read the real supplement facts.
Ginger Beet · Hot / Cold / Sparkling
Beet, organic PurGinger® ginger extract, and lemon. Earthy, spicy, grounding — great at any temperature.
Lime & Salt · Cold / Sparkling
Real lime and crystallized lime. Crisp, salty, refreshing — like a salted margarita on the clock.
Miso · Hot / Cold
Brothy and bold. Incredible hot as a savory tea or coffee replacement — delicious cold too.
5× Haymaker · 5× Knockout · 5× Uppercut
All three contenders in one corner — 15 sachets. The best way to find your flavor, or never choose at all.
When the sweet stuff runs out, real hydration is what's left standing. Stock the corner that actually holds up.
Gear UpA clean, savory broth for cold mornings, fasting windows, and sick days — the easiest way to break a coffee habit without losing the ritual.
Best: Uppercut & HaymakerFizzy, mouth-watering, and savory. Your new default over soda — without the 34 grams of sugar.
Best: KnockoutA crisp, salty hit that snaps you awake. Use after training, travel, heat, or any time you're feeling flat.
All three flavorsReal functional ingredients in every sachet. Nothing hidden, nothing wasted — flip the pouch and check for yourself.
Sodium (43% DV) from real, mineral-rich salt — the electrolyte you lose most when you sweat.
Keeps fluid balance and muscle contractions firing so you don't cramp or fade.
35% DV. Supports energy production and recovery — and it's gentle on your stomach.
Flavor from beet, ginger, lime, and miso — no sugar, no stevia, no junk.

We got tired of sugar water disguised as “hydration.” Every bottle on the shelf tasted like melted candy — even the ones pretending to be healthy. So we built something different.
Savory Punch is for the people who grew up: real flavor that’s bold, salty, and unapologetic, with the salt and minerals your body actually needs. Made for humans, not hummingbirds.
This isn't a trend. It's a correction.







Step into the ring against the sweet stuff. Spoiler: it doesn't go the distance.
See The Tale of the TapeCompetitor figures from published labels; check current packaging.

Take the whole roster. The Variety Pack puts all three flavors in one box — five of each, so you can find your punch or never have to choose.
Shop the Variety PackDon't love it? Get a full refund within 30 days — no hard feelings, no fine print.
Fast, tracked shipping across the USA. Hit $49 and we cover it.
It’s the world’s first savory electrolyte drink — real Himalayan salt, bold savory flavors, zero sugar and zero artificial sweeteners. And it works hot, cold, or sparkling.
Yes. Zero sugar, 1–2g carbs, and about 5–10 calories per sachet. Keto friendly, vegan friendly, and GMO free.
It’s designed for daily use — after training, travel, fasting, heat, or any time you’re feeling flat. As with any supplement, check the label’s cautions if you have kidney disease, low-sodium requirements, or take medications affecting electrolyte levels.
It’s savory by design, not salty for shock value. Each sachet balances sodium, potassium, and magnesium — it drinks like a light broth or a salted lime, depending on the flavor.
If it’s not for you, reach out within 30 days for a full refund. We’d rather earn a fan than keep a sale.
Pick your flavor. Feel the difference. Never look back.
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